This is the most scientifically-backed, well-researched, completely-defensible, not-even-remotely-biased, totally-objective ranking of the most hateable teams in MLB.*

30. Pirates
29. Padres
28. Twins
27. Royals
26. Astros
25. Rays
24. Blue Jays
23. Mariners**
22. Athletics
21. Brewers
20. Rockies
19. Orioles
18. Reds
17. Diamondbacks
16. Indians
15. Rangers
14. Marlins
13. Nationals
12. White Sox
11. Angels
10. Cubs
09. Tigers
08. Mets
07. Giants
06. Braves
05. Phillies
04. Dodgers
03. Cardinals
02. Red Sox
01. Yankees

*Yeah, that’s pretty much all bullshit. This list is totally biased and penalizes big market teams and teams with lots of recent success. It also ranks the White Sox much harsher than necessary, because fuck the White Sox.

**The Mariners were moved three spots higher than I’d originally intended simply because Fernando Rodney is still on their roster and that guy really grinds my gears.